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Perez Uses Twitter To Get Police Attention After Attack!

Oh the delicious irony!

The tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas has been charged with doing what we've all wanted to do for years assault after he allegedly gave Hollywood Queen parasite shit-stain Perez Hilton a severely long-overdue punch in the face outside a Toronto nightclub Sunday night. Hilton got into an argument with Black Eyed Peas band members Fergie and Will.i.am at the Cobra club, after which he was punched outside by Polo Molina, the band's tour manager. They were at the club following the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday night.

Hilton, who is openly gay, said in interview with The Associated Press that he called Will.i.am a "faggot," inside the club after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his Web site.

"He was like 'You need to respect me.' He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me," Perez said. "I was like 'I don't need to respect you. I don't respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said 'You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot.'"

Will.i.am started his own Twitter account just to personally clear his name. "Perez Hilton is a liar," he said in one Tweet, before posting a short video clip to further deny the assault claims.

According to the rapper, the fracas was sparked after fellow Peas member Fergie approached Hilton and asked, “Hey, do you have a problem with me?” Perez’s response: “No, I just don’t like your record.” Will alleges that he then calmly told the self-proclaimed Queen of All Media not to disrespect his bandmate. Hilton then reportedly began screaming, “You’re a faggot, Will.i.am! You’re not a fucking artist!” - which ultimately resulted in a well-deserved black eye for Hilton.

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, took his whining, beaten ass to Twitter as soon as his fat little hands stopped shaking:

Will made a good point about the fact that he took his case to Twitter rather than calling the cops: "Sounds like somebody wants mad attention, and is not really concerned about his health." After all, isn't that what this is all about?

Phenomenally, the manbitch was beaten down for pulling his usual childish antics, acts that wouldn't be tolerated under any circumstance if committed by any heterosexual man on Earth. So what makes Perez so special? How can he get away with being the single biggest asshole douche on the planet? It comes down to the fact that he's got a knack for controversy - both stirring it up himself and swarming to it like a fly on elephant shit - with more self-important gusto than most anyone else in the game, TMZ included.

But he's supposed to get away with it because he's gay, which in Perez's world means you can call someone a faggot, berate and embarrass them in public, and suffer no repercussions. Hell, even make a multi-million-dollar career out of it. At least that's what he thought, until he got a mouthful of Pea.

Keep in mind that Lavandeira is on our collective radars because he draws crude pictures of dicks either going into or coming out of the mouths of celebrities on pictures on his site. He is the walking, talking embodiment of absolutely everything that's wrong with Hollywood, pop culture and America in general - a man who prides himself on being the biggest, most flamboyant bitch in the room at all times, and makes his living by cutting others down in the most despicable of ways.

Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher is threatening to leave the world of twitter behind. Ashton helped the site gain popularity by being the first person to reach 1 million followers. However, after hearing rumors of a television show twitter is working on he is rethinking his twitter outlook. Allegedly, Twitter is in talks to create a television show that follows people "stalking" celebrities via their real time twitter updates.

Twitter has apparently partnered with Reveille productions and Brillstein Entertainment to develop an unscripted series, but very little details about the nature of the series have surfaced. We know that it’s going to be a “competitive TV series” which will “harness Twitter to put players on the trail of celebrities.”

If these leaks turn out to be true Ashton and Demi will be tweeting no more.

Kanye West has flipped his lid over Twitter.

In a spoiled brat type of rant Kanye West set his caps lock on and went to town.

(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER... WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT... THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT'S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW .... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!

Even though Twitter should be held accountable for profiles that are known to be fake... I just can't support Kanye on anything.

Is that celeb your tweeting to really them?

As I've been exploring the world of Twitter I've stumbled upon several profiles of celebrities that obviously are fakes. Some, however, are not so obvious and people are following and tweeting with them thinking they are the real celebrity. One rule of thumb, if you stumble upon a profile that seems to be from a celebrity look at how many followers they have. If it is only in the hundreds... beware. The real celebrity profiles almost always are in the thousands. Also, you can find real celebrity twitter profiles at websites such as We Follow.

Some of the twitter profiles you might be following that is fake are:

Adam Lambert - I ran across "his" site on twitter. He was talking to people... pretending he was backstage etc. This is a fake... and as I'm writing this Twitter has shut down that profile. Any top member of American Idol twitter page is fake. They are silenced from all media outlets such as twitter, myspace, facebook until after the season.

Here is just a quick list of known popular FAKE twitter profiles:
Al Gore @ TheRealAlGore (just because you say it's real doesn't make it true)
Michael Bay @ Michael_Bay
Sarah Palin @ SarahPalin and also fake @Sarah_Palin
Tina Fey @ TinaFey

Also, another good tip on how to find the real celebs. See who the other celebs are following. Usually the celeb will know this person first hand and knows that they are real. If you know of any fakes out there please leave there twitter id in the comment section below.